Mark's Water Cooler

Hey traders, I spent the weekend in Chicago. My wife and I have an upcoming anniversary so we decided to get extra romantic and go

Dear Traders, When I was a market maker on the floor, my primary job was to… well, make markets. My real job was to make

Hey Traders, Market in a tailspin: that's the headline I keep expecting to see in the coming days. It keeps not happening. There are plenty

Dear Trader, Does the monster under your bed still scare you? Me neither. But you know who it scares? My youngest, along with plenty of

I love my cousin to death, but she has a problem… She'll ask you a question, one that ends with her giving you the answer

Hey traders, Back-to-school is over, which means the real school year has started. The kids aren't excited to go anymore. Ask how their day went